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Aarrggh! "Hulk" movie better than foolish "T-3," even though puny Ang Lee make Hulk Gumby color. Aarrggh! Hulk smash Gumby Lee! Hulk not understand puny Lee’s, "Ice Storm" movie either. Hulk understand Lee’s "Hulk" movie. "T-3" need script — make Hulk angry! Aarrggh! Smash Arnold Terminator. Like Arnold better in "Total Recall." Hulk like Terminator when puny James Cameron directing. Not enough man-talk scene in T-3 to explain T-1 and T-2. Hulk movie plot like comic. "T-3" plot stupid. "T-3" ending plenty good — many smash scenes! Hulk like smash scenes. Hulk movie have more smash scenes, little man-talk scenes. Too much CGI robots in "T-3." Aarrggh! Hulk smash "T-3" CGI robots. Hulk like "T-3" girl. Hulk like kiss "T-3" girl. Hulk hate puny Nick Nolte in "Hulk" movie — look like DUI picture. Like Nolte better in "48 Hours." Aarrggh! Hulk smash "T-3" movie. ‘Nuff said!