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The HULK
Studio:
Warner Brothers (1 hr 48 min) |
Plot:
A cyborg from the future once again becomes involved in the battles of John Conner against the SkyNet machine network. |
Cast:
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Nick Stahl, Kristanna Loken, Claire Danes, David Andrews |
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Aarrggh!
"Hulk" movie better than foolish "T-3," even though puny Ang Lee make Hulk Gumby color.
Aarrggh! Hulk smash Gumby Lee!
Hulk not understand puny Lees, "Ice Storm" movie either. Hulk understand Lees "Hulk" movie.
"T-3" need script make Hulk angry! Aarrggh! Smash Arnold Terminator. Like Arnold better in "Total Recall."
Hulk like Terminator when puny James Cameron directing. Not enough man-talk scene in T-3 to explain T-1 and T-2. Hulk movie plot like comic. "T-3" plot stupid. "T-3" ending plenty good many smash scenes! Hulk like smash scenes. Hulk movie have more smash scenes, little man-talk scenes.
Too much CGI robots in "T-3." Aarrggh! Hulk smash "T-3" CGI robots. Hulk like "T-3" girl. Hulk like kiss "T-3" girl.
Hulk hate puny Nick Nolte in "Hulk" movie look like DUI picture. Like Nolte better in "48 Hours."
Aarrggh! Hulk smash "T-3" movie.
Nuff said!
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